Stages of Mommyhood

A Silly and Maybe Truthful Look at Motherhood:

Mommy of newborn = feels like a sleep-deprived detective and “dairy cow”.

Mommy of infant = feels like a sleep-deprived clown and entertainer.

Mommy of toddler = feels like a sleep-deprived broken record.

Mommy of preschooler = feels like a sleep-deprived chauffeur and referee.

Mommy of grade schooler = feels like a sleep-deprived chauffeur and short order cook.

Mommy of middle schooler = feels like a sleep-deprived chauffeur and a technology “has-been”.

Mommy of high schooler = feels like a sleep-deprived chauffeur, grocery stocker, and music policeman.

Mommy of college student = feels like a sleep-deprived lighthouse watchman.

Mommy of adult child = feels like: a Mommy.

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