A Silly and Maybe Truthful Look at Motherhood:
Mommy of newborn = feels like a sleep-deprived detective and “dairy cow”.
Mommy of infant = feels like a sleep-deprived clown and entertainer.
Mommy of toddler = feels like a sleep-deprived broken record.
Mommy of preschooler = feels like a sleep-deprived chauffeur and referee.
Mommy of grade schooler = feels like a sleep-deprived chauffeur and short order cook.
Mommy of middle schooler = feels like a sleep-deprived chauffeur and a technology “has-been”.
Mommy of high schooler = feels like a sleep-deprived chauffeur, grocery stocker, and music policeman.
Mommy of college student = feels like a sleep-deprived lighthouse watchman.
Mommy of adult child = feels like: a Mommy.
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